Just for Fun: Name the Kokoro Fighters…

By now you’ll have come to know the fighters in the gym. But, now you get to name them too! We’re looking for nicknames for some of the current and upcoming fighters.

What do you reckon? Choose a name for fun or just because you think it fits their bear like qualities (eating stolen picnics, shitting in the woods, trying to climb trees). You might even come up with a fun name AND a real suggestion.

Either way - we’d love to see some of the names you come up with.

Shane “The Suburban Samurai” Thomas
Leo “The Legend” Burdock
Jonny “One Half of the Two Rubbers” Origan
Johnny “The Other Half of the Two Rubbers” Bowden
Paddy “Dewey from Malcom in the Middle” Coleman
Derek “Zoolander” Coleman
Colin “The Cannibal” Campbell
Cathal “The Man of Steel” Pendred
Cian “Queen of the Desert” Ruane
Will “Tougher Than a Sherpa’s Sock” Burdock
Eddy “The One Man Slaughter House” Kleinbergs

Copy, paste and change the nicknames as you see fit! It’s a bit of a laugh but who knows? We just might end up using some of them.

This should be interesting….

51 Comments

  1. Comment by cathal IRELAND on August 13, 2008 4:45 pm

    What bout Colin? Colin “The Cannibal” Campbell

  2. Comment by Shane IRELAND on August 13, 2008 4:52 pm

    Oops. :-)

  3. Comment by Derek IRELAND on August 13, 2008 5:23 pm

    Shane “The Tank Engine” Thomas

    Leo “DiCaprio” Burdock

    Johnny “The Alter boy” Origan

    Johnny “The Bag Beater” Bowden

    Paddy “The Vegetable” Coleman

    Cian “Mush” Ruane (HA, get it)

    Will “The Sleeping Pill” Burdock

    “Emotional” Eddy Kleinbergs (Never seen him smile)

    Jamie “And his magic torch” Skeehan

    Serious names……

    Johnny “The Panda” Origan (I think it sounds good)
    Johnny “The Scarecrow” Bowden
    Cian “The Monsoon” Ruane
    “Warlord” Will Burdock

  4. Comment by Derek IRELAND on August 13, 2008 6:04 pm

    Paddy is back tonight, when he see’s the DEWEY thing he’s gonna be fuming. His face will go all red and his forehead will touch his chin.

    Patrick “Conan” Coleman.

    Has a nice ring to it!

  5. Comment by thomas IRELAND on August 13, 2008 6:45 pm

    Will “Tougher Than a Sherpa’s Sock” Burdock I love it haha!
    Derek “The Enthusiast” Coleman
    Steve”The Bearded Powerhouse” Mulligan
    Paddy “The Young Assassin”Coleman
    Leo “The Limb Reaper” Burdock (heard it before somewhere)
    Shane “The philosopher” Thomas
    Eddy “The Clydesdale” Kleinbergs
    The last 2 were the first thing to come to mind when I thought of them ha ha

  6. Comment by Derek IRELAND on August 13, 2008 7:13 pm

    Ah Thomas Nolan.

    Thomas “Knuckles” Nolan.
    We can call him Knuckles. It sounds like he’s a mobster.

    (Leo The Limb Reaper is fuckin brilliant. Shane you might aswell change the fighter profile now to that cause you won’t find anything that better describes him)

  7. Comment by Derek IRELAND on August 13, 2008 7:15 pm

    Oh and I have a great one for the bearded wonder……

    Stephen “Maximus” Mulligan.

  8. Comment by cathal IRELAND on August 13, 2008 9:22 pm

    Derek “The Cleric” Coleman

  9. Comment by cathal IRELAND on August 13, 2008 9:23 pm

    Shane “The Teacher” Thomas

  10. Comment by cathal IRELAND on August 13, 2008 9:24 pm

    Thomas ” The Nutjob” Nolan

  11. Comment by cathal IRELAND on August 13, 2008 9:25 pm

    Patrick “The Saint” Coleman

  12. Comment by cathal IRELAND on August 13, 2008 9:26 pm

    Leo “The Lion” Burdock

  13. Comment by cathal IRELAND on August 13, 2008 9:27 pm

    Will “King Of The Hill” Burdock

  14. Comment by cathal IRELAND on August 13, 2008 9:28 pm

    Jonny “The Origin” Origan

  15. Comment by cathal IRELAND on August 13, 2008 9:29 pm

    I thought they were all so good they deserved there own posts!!

  16. Comment by Shane IRELAND on August 13, 2008 10:54 pm

    The Limb Reaper! Sold!!!

    Love “The Origin” Origan and “The Cleric” Coleman too!

    Superb!

  17. Comment by jonny IRELAND on August 14, 2008 10:08 am

    I like the Origin! Patent pending peolpe! How about Cathal “Holy shit look at that wall of muscle coming down to the ring!”Pendred

  18. Comment by Shane IRELAND on August 14, 2008 10:13 am

    Hahahaha!! Love it.

    “The Origin” isn’t taken on Sherdog either (much to my surprise).

    Look at that wall of muscle… hahahah….

  19. Comment by Shane IRELAND on August 14, 2008 10:18 am

    ‘Rubber’ Johnny Bowden

  20. Comment by Shane IRELAND on August 14, 2008 11:07 am

    Only just noticed “Jamie and his magic torch” - classic.

  21. Comment by Paddy IRELAND on August 14, 2008 5:26 pm

    I let that Dewey nickname go at first when it was a joke but now its just gone way too far ha

    Ah no but seriously i need a better one than that,any serious suggestions?…serious!

  22. Comment by Shane IRELAND on August 14, 2008 5:52 pm

    Paddy “The Pimp” Coleman.
    Paddy “The Crackhead” Coleman.
    Paddy “The People’s Champion” Coleman.
    Paddy “The Paddy” Coleman.

    Like “The Crackhead”. It’s got a double meaning.

  23. Comment by Paddy IRELAND on August 14, 2008 5:59 pm

    seriously!! :)

  24. Comment by Shane IRELAND on August 14, 2008 6:32 pm

    :-)

  25. Comment by thomas IRELAND on August 14, 2008 11:31 pm

    Paddy “whacker” Coleman has two meanings ha ha

  26. Comment by Colin IRELAND on August 20, 2008 10:34 am

    Love ‘Maximus’, but also like the old Steve ‘The Murderer’ Mulligan. Nobody’s gonna mess with a nickname like that.

    And surely it’s Will ‘The Thrill’ Burdock? When did that disappear?

    Derek ‘The Jester’ Coleman
    Paddy ‘Viper’ Coleman (just raiding Top Gun now, I know)
    Johnny ‘The Big Dog’ Bowden
    ‘Bloody’ Eddy Kleinbergs

  27. Comment by Shane IRELAND on August 20, 2008 10:49 am

    I still like “Rubber” Johnny Bowden.
    Will “The Thrill” Burdock…
    Hmm… I like it.

    Derek “Madder than the Mad Hatters Mad Uncle that Nobody Likes to Talk About” Coleman.

  28. Comment by Shane IRELAND on August 20, 2008 3:56 pm

    Derek “The One Armed Bandit” Coleman….

    See this week’s highlight: http://www.mmaireland.com/video-update-highlight-wk12/#more-308

    :-)

  29. Comment by Derek IRELAND on August 21, 2008 9:49 am

    One Armed Bandit!!

    Thanks again Colin!! Don’t care what the rest of the team say, I think you’re sound.

  30. Comment by josh3100 IRELAND on November 6, 2008 1:04 pm

    how about Cathal the sledgehammer and oh Cian the rock and oh leo thats a hard one hows about leo Twinkle Toes lol no eh leo the hitman

  31. Comment by stephen IRELAND on November 6, 2008 1:27 pm

    Cathal”You can’t be defended” pendrad
    Cian “the typhoon” ruane
    leo”chop yourblock”burdock

  32. Comment by jason mc UNITED STATES on November 6, 2008 1:45 pm

    Shane “The Impaler” Thomas
    Leo “The Blessed One” Burdock
    Jonny “Ogglesby” Origan
    Johnny “Be Bad” Bowden
    Paddy “The Ice Pick” Coleman
    Derek “The shovel” Coleman
    Colin “All the heros” Campbell
    Cathal “Complete” Pendred
    Cian “Pretty Boy” Ruane
    Will “Mad Murdock” Burdock
    “Steady ”Eddy Kleinbergs

    Obviously I don’t know half of ye

  33. Comment by Shane IRELAND on November 6, 2008 1:47 pm

    OK… a few people starting to call me “The Impaler” lately. What am I missing…?

  34. Comment by james flanagan IRELAND on November 6, 2008 2:37 pm

    Cian ‘the machine’ Ruane
    Leo ‘the perfectionist’ Burdock
    Cathal ‘the punisher’ Pendred

  35. Comment by jason mc UNITED STATES on November 6, 2008 2:56 pm

    I vant to suck ur blood

    http://www.mma-ireland.com/photos/uc2_shane_thomas.jpg

  36. Comment by Shane IRELAND on November 6, 2008 3:09 pm

    Hahahahhh…. that explains A LOT! :-D

  37. Comment by jason mc UNITED STATES on November 6, 2008 3:21 pm

    my work here is done :)

  38. Comment by thomas IRELAND on November 6, 2008 3:39 pm

    Cian “The Clontarf Kid” Ruane
    He looks a bit like Faber the “california kid” aswell.
    Cathal “Never stops” Pendered.
    Leo “Batter you” Burdock chiper joke :-D
    Cathal “The Train” Pendred
    Leo “The pathologist” Burdock
    Cian “Ruin your face” Ruane
    Cathal “The Celebrity” Pendred
    has about 200 people cheering him :-)
    Just a few to get yous going!!!

  39. Comment by josh3100 IRELAND on November 6, 2008 3:43 pm

    looks like every one is lookin for that big pay off if pickin the names

  40. Comment by Shane IRELAND on November 6, 2008 4:04 pm

    “…my work here is done :-) …”

    Aaarghh!! A revenge attack… ..no fair…! …no fair…!
    :-D

  41. Comment by Derek IRELAND on November 7, 2008 1:07 am

    It gets harder and harder to pick names that arent associated with famous fighters. And rhyming names are too limited.

    “Bam Bam” Cian Ruane
    (Google image Bamm Bamm Rubble. Not only does he look like him but he was freakishly strong and always ready to fight.)

    Cathal “The Caveman” Pendred
    (Throw a loin cloth on him and put a club in his hand. All he needs is a uni-brow and a grunt.)

    “Don” Leo Burdock
    (Respect the Burdock family. Leo is the Don of the Kokoro Mafia.)

  42. Comment by john dorian IRELAND on November 7, 2008 2:51 am

    Cian “drag queen”ruane???? That taking it a step to far??? :D

    Cian “rainer ” ruane…its german for warrior!! bit better than drag queen

  43. Comment by Shane IRELAND on November 7, 2008 9:00 am

    Dude… the german for “warrior” is “Krieger” ;-)

  44. Comment by john dorian IRELAND on November 7, 2008 6:23 pm

    then its slovenian!! I put a lot of effort into finding that! :(

  45. Comment by michael mccaffrey IRELAND on November 11, 2008 1:12 pm

    Cian “The Wrecking Ball” Ruane
    Cathal “Punisher” Pendred
    Leo “Hard as Rock” Burdock

  46. Comment by Dave FINLAND on November 11, 2008 2:10 pm

    Cathal “The Brothel” Pendred
    “The Immortal” Cathal Pendred
    Cathal “Blitzkrieg” Pendred

    Though I still like Cathal “The Man of Steel” Pendred

    “Mean” Cian Ruane

    Cian “The Machine” Ruane is still a good one too.

    That’s all I have for now, More to come.

  47. Comment by raze_them_all IRELAND on November 12, 2008 1:14 am

    Cian “ironman” Ruane (that works if im pronouncing his last name right Roo-Ann??)

    Cathal “camulus” Pendred

    Leo “the top dog” burdock

  48. Comment by Shane IRELAND on November 12, 2008 2:13 am

    I like the sound of “Iron Man” now. It has a “Tetsuo” feel to it; and yep - you’re pronouncing it right!

  49. Comment by raze_them_all IRELAND on November 12, 2008 2:38 am

    yes….thats what i was thinking of…I wasn listening to Black Sabbath *shifty eyes*

    Have to see that film now!! damn you shane costing me my nap between training sessions tomorrow!!

  50. Comment by Derek IRELAND on November 12, 2008 7:04 pm

    Cathal “Beebop” Pendred
    Cian “Rocksteady” Ruane

  51. Comment by Luke IRELAND on November 13, 2008 6:53 pm

    Derek “the” Coleman.. hah

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