Just for Fun: Name the Kokoro Fighters…
By now you’ll have come to know the fighters in the gym. But, now you get to name them too! We’re looking for nicknames for some of the current and upcoming fighters.
What do you reckon? Choose a name for fun or just because you think it fits their bear like qualities (eating stolen picnics, shitting in the woods, trying to climb trees). You might even come up with a fun name AND a real suggestion.
Either way - we’d love to see some of the names you come up with.
Shane “The Suburban Samurai” Thomas
Leo “The Legend” Burdock
Jonny “One Half of the Two Rubbers” Origan
Johnny “The Other Half of the Two Rubbers” Bowden
Paddy “Dewey from Malcom in the Middle” Coleman
Derek “Zoolander” Coleman
Colin “The Cannibal” Campbell
Cathal “The Man of Steel” Pendred
Cian “Queen of the Desert” Ruane
Will “Tougher Than a Sherpa’s Sock” Burdock
Eddy “The One Man Slaughter House” Kleinbergs
Copy, paste and change the nicknames as you see fit! It’s a bit of a laugh but who knows? We just might end up using some of them.
This should be interesting….
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What bout Colin? Colin “The Cannibal” Campbell
Oops.
Shane “The Tank Engine” Thomas
Leo “DiCaprio” Burdock
Johnny “The Alter boy” Origan
Johnny “The Bag Beater” Bowden
Paddy “The Vegetable” Coleman
Cian “Mush” Ruane (HA, get it)
Will “The Sleeping Pill” Burdock
“Emotional” Eddy Kleinbergs (Never seen him smile)
Jamie “And his magic torch” Skeehan
Serious names……
Johnny “The Panda” Origan (I think it sounds good)
Johnny “The Scarecrow” Bowden
Cian “The Monsoon” Ruane
“Warlord” Will Burdock
Paddy is back tonight, when he see’s the DEWEY thing he’s gonna be fuming. His face will go all red and his forehead will touch his chin.
Patrick “Conan” Coleman.
Has a nice ring to it!
Will “Tougher Than a Sherpa’s Sock” Burdock I love it haha!
Derek “The Enthusiast” Coleman
Steve”The Bearded Powerhouse” Mulligan
Paddy “The Young Assassin”Coleman
Leo “The Limb Reaper” Burdock (heard it before somewhere)
Shane “The philosopher” Thomas
Eddy “The Clydesdale” Kleinbergs
The last 2 were the first thing to come to mind when I thought of them ha ha
Ah Thomas Nolan.
Thomas “Knuckles” Nolan.
We can call him Knuckles. It sounds like he’s a mobster.
(Leo The Limb Reaper is fuckin brilliant. Shane you might aswell change the fighter profile now to that cause you won’t find anything that better describes him)
Oh and I have a great one for the bearded wonder……
Stephen “Maximus” Mulligan.
Derek “The Cleric” Coleman
Shane “The Teacher” Thomas
Thomas ” The Nutjob” Nolan
Patrick “The Saint” Coleman
Leo “The Lion” Burdock
Will “King Of The Hill” Burdock
Jonny “The Origin” Origan
I thought they were all so good they deserved there own posts!!
The Limb Reaper! Sold!!!
Love “The Origin” Origan and “The Cleric” Coleman too!
Superb!
I like the Origin! Patent pending peolpe! How about Cathal “Holy shit look at that wall of muscle coming down to the ring!”Pendred
Hahahaha!! Love it.
“The Origin” isn’t taken on Sherdog either (much to my surprise).
Look at that wall of muscle… hahahah….
‘Rubber’ Johnny Bowden
Only just noticed “Jamie and his magic torch” - classic.
I let that Dewey nickname go at first when it was a joke but now its just gone way too far ha
Ah no but seriously i need a better one than that,any serious suggestions?…serious!
Paddy “The Pimp” Coleman.
Paddy “The Crackhead” Coleman.
Paddy “The People’s Champion” Coleman.
Paddy “The Paddy” Coleman.
Like “The Crackhead”. It’s got a double meaning.
seriously!!
Paddy “whacker” Coleman has two meanings ha ha
Love ‘Maximus’, but also like the old Steve ‘The Murderer’ Mulligan. Nobody’s gonna mess with a nickname like that.
And surely it’s Will ‘The Thrill’ Burdock? When did that disappear?
Derek ‘The Jester’ Coleman
Paddy ‘Viper’ Coleman (just raiding Top Gun now, I know)
Johnny ‘The Big Dog’ Bowden
‘Bloody’ Eddy Kleinbergs
I still like “Rubber” Johnny Bowden.
Will “The Thrill” Burdock…
Hmm… I like it.
Derek “Madder than the Mad Hatters Mad Uncle that Nobody Likes to Talk About” Coleman.
Derek “The One Armed Bandit” Coleman….
See this week’s highlight: http://www.mmaireland.com/video-update-highlight-wk12/#more-308
One Armed Bandit!!
Thanks again Colin!! Don’t care what the rest of the team say, I think you’re sound.
how about Cathal the sledgehammer and oh Cian the rock and oh leo thats a hard one hows about leo Twinkle Toes lol no eh leo the hitman
Cathal”You can’t be defended” pendrad
Cian “the typhoon” ruane
leo”chop yourblock”burdock
Shane “The Impaler” Thomas
Leo “The Blessed One” Burdock
Jonny “Ogglesby” Origan
Johnny “Be Bad” Bowden
Paddy “The Ice Pick” Coleman
Derek “The shovel” Coleman
Colin “All the heros” Campbell
Cathal “Complete” Pendred
Cian “Pretty Boy” Ruane
Will “Mad Murdock” Burdock
“Steady ”Eddy Kleinbergs
Obviously I don’t know half of ye
OK… a few people starting to call me “The Impaler” lately. What am I missing…?
Cian ‘the machine’ Ruane
Leo ‘the perfectionist’ Burdock
Cathal ‘the punisher’ Pendred
I vant to suck ur blood
http://www.mma-ireland.com/photos/uc2_shane_thomas.jpg
Hahahahhh…. that explains A LOT!
my work here is done
Cian “The Clontarf Kid” Ruane

He looks a bit like Faber the “california kid” aswell.
Cathal “Never stops” Pendered.
Leo “Batter you” Burdock chiper joke
Cathal “The Train” Pendred
Leo “The pathologist” Burdock
Cian “Ruin your face” Ruane
Cathal “The Celebrity” Pendred
has about 200 people cheering him
Just a few to get yous going!!!
looks like every one is lookin for that big pay off if pickin the names
“…my work here is done
…”
Aaarghh!! A revenge attack… ..no fair…! …no fair…!

It gets harder and harder to pick names that arent associated with famous fighters. And rhyming names are too limited.
“Bam Bam” Cian Ruane
(Google image Bamm Bamm Rubble. Not only does he look like him but he was freakishly strong and always ready to fight.)
Cathal “The Caveman” Pendred
(Throw a loin cloth on him and put a club in his hand. All he needs is a uni-brow and a grunt.)
“Don” Leo Burdock
(Respect the Burdock family. Leo is the Don of the Kokoro Mafia.)
Cian “drag queen”ruane???? That taking it a step to far???
Cian “rainer ” ruane…its german for warrior!! bit better than drag queen
Dude… the german for “warrior” is “Krieger”
then its slovenian!! I put a lot of effort into finding that!
Cian “The Wrecking Ball” Ruane
Cathal “Punisher” Pendred
Leo “Hard as Rock” Burdock
Cathal “The Brothel” Pendred
“The Immortal” Cathal Pendred
Cathal “Blitzkrieg” Pendred
Though I still like Cathal “The Man of Steel” Pendred
“Mean” Cian Ruane
Cian “The Machine” Ruane is still a good one too.
That’s all I have for now, More to come.
Cian “ironman” Ruane (that works if im pronouncing his last name right Roo-Ann??)
Cathal “camulus” Pendred
Leo “the top dog” burdock
I like the sound of “Iron Man” now. It has a “Tetsuo” feel to it; and yep - you’re pronouncing it right!
yes….thats what i was thinking of…I wasn listening to Black Sabbath *shifty eyes*
Have to see that film now!! damn you shane costing me my nap between training sessions tomorrow!!
Cathal “Beebop” Pendred
Cian “Rocksteady” Ruane
Derek “the” Coleman.. hah